doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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