Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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