I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
