People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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