I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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