: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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