I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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