): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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