that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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