Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
NoShamevember. You game?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
