well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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