Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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