Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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