You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
