I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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