Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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