no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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