'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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