wat bout pragnant strippers??
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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