Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS