:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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