theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Holy sore nipples Batman
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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