Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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