I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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