oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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