Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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