I'm drive I can fine osifer
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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