I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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