: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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