the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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