my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Someone shattered a urinal.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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