I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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