Non-Jews are for practice
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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