the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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