yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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