she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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