Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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