I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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