She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
sex on a bike is impossible
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