BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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