So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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Come share oat with me in your robe
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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