I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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