Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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