I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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