Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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