Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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