So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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