that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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