Non-Jews are for practice
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
this will be a night to untag.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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