I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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