what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
This is classic penis vs brain.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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