When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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